"I will save your life!"
A number of our readers were kind enough to humour Calgary Rip Off and reply to his recent comment. In his rebuttal, he says that he’s better than you, makes more money than you, and will save your life!
Calgary Rip Off says:
"Given that I make MORE money than most of the people giving advice on here(I pay more for my rent than your mortgage which is laughable-you would likely be dead or homeless if you hadnt bought when you did), and my wage is GUARANTEED, I am thankful for all the free advice though, much of which is as pointless as a dump after a load of exlax. It keeps going and going.
Keep in mind that buying a house is not like getting a loaf of bread. I havent bought cause my down payment isnt quite big enough...yet.
Someone said life will pass me by. Actually, I pass life by. Everyday I am above ground and not cremated...its a bonus. How do I know this? Im the guy that you will likely see if you have a heart attack....seriously. Im part of the lifesaving team. You all should feel blessed that my brain is so big...bigger than Calgary!
So, coming from someone like me, Calgary real estate continues to be crap shacks...Mario Tonegucci and Marty Hope would be proud. And I should have Duckett's job.
In the meantime I am a serf to a Lord, my landlord, and in an executive home the nicest Ive ever lived in, in my life. Complete with basement and 50 watt Marshall Stack and heavy Olympic Barbell(for cleans and jerks and snatches). Ill leave that with the musical illiterates here.
I can outshred you all and outthink you all.(fist bumps)"
